CONCENTRATED CHAOS Dark – Funny Coffee Addiction Graphic Tee
Charcoal / XS
$25.00
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CONCENTRATED CHAOS Dark – Funny Coffee Addiction Graphic Tee
$25.00
First order: $20 · 20% off with code FIRSTRIFF at checkout
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Size chart
Unisex Softstyle tee (Gildan 64000). Measured flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Between sizes? Size up for a looser fit. Wrong size? One free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.
“So anyway… I’m not caffeinated—I’m weaponized.”
CONCENTRATED CHAOS is for the ones who look composed at 8:00 a.m. only because they’ve weaponized espresso. This design takes a tiny demitasse cup and turns it into a full-blown launch sequence: a small espresso perched on its saucer, blasting off like a rocket with plumes of steam and thrust underneath. Lightning bolts, motion lines, and starbursts crackle around it, capturing that exact moment when the caffeine hits your bloodstream and everything suddenly feels high-definition. With bold “CONCENTRATED CHAOS” lettering and a subtle “Powered by espresso.” tag, this tee reads as a sharp graphic from across the room and a dead-on mood up close. Perfect for baristas, espresso snobs, night owls, studio rats, coders, and anyone whose entire personality is secretly just a well-timed shot. Inked in wit. Worn in comfort.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton softstyle (lightweight, 153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching during heavy wear
- DTF sleeve or neck label printing available with DTG main print for crisp, lasting graphics
- Ethically sourced materials with Oeko-Tex certification
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean