TALK BOX ONLY - No Small Talk Funny Introvert Funk Music Graphic T-Shirt
XS / Charcoal
$25.00
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TALK BOX ONLY - No Small Talk Funny Introvert Funk Music Graphic T-Shirt
$25.00
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Size chart
Unisex Softstyle tee (Gildan 64000). Measured flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Between sizes? Size up for a looser fit. Wrong size? One free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.
"So anyway… I'll talk. Just not to you. Through a tube."
For those who know...a vintage talk box sits center chest, its tube curling up into a speech bubble, the only conversation it plans to have. NO SMALL TALK. ONLY TALK BOX. The print sits sharp and precise on smooth, durable fabric. Small talk is exhausting. A synth-filtered vocal through a plastic tube is a completely reasonable alternative. Dayton figured this out decades ago.
Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, it has a smooth printing surface, classic crew neckline, and clean fit that layers easily. Tubular construction removes side seams, while shoulder tape helps the shirt keep its shape. The pearlized tear-away label adds comfort, and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification offers added reassurance. Heather and select colored styles use cotton-polyester blends as specified.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton fabric; select heather and colored shades use cotton-polyester blends.
- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline for easy everyday styling.
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help maintain shape and resist stretching.
- Smooth, durable fabric supports vibrant DTG and DTF printing; includes a comfortable tear-away label.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean