TEMPO ISSUES Light– Funny Music Metronome “I’m Fine. Just Faster.” Graphic T-Shirt
White / XS
$25.00
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TEMPO ISSUES Light– Funny Music Metronome “I’m Fine. Just Faster.” Graphic T-Shirt
$25.00
First order: $20 · 20% off with code FIRSTRIFF at checkout
Made to order, ships in 2–7 business days
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Size chart
Unisex Softstyle tee (Gildan 64000). Measured flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Between sizes? Size up for a looser fit. Wrong size? One free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.
So anyway… I don’t have tempo issues—I have tempo ambitions.
TEMPO ISSUES is for every musician who swears they’re locked in… and somehow ends up at 160 BPM by the second chorus. Featuring a bold metronome graphic and the painfully honest line “I’m fine. Just faster.” this tee is basically a wearable inside joke for bandmates, drummers, guitar players, choir kids, pit orchestra survivors, and anyone who’s ever been told to “lay back” (and immediately sped up out of spite).
Perfect for rehearsals, lessons, gigs, jam sessions, and passive-aggressively reminding your band that yes, you heard the click… you just chose chaos.
So anyway… if it’s rushing, it’s passion.
Product features
- Made from durable and smooth fabric
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Versatile classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically sourced and produced with US cotton
- Great for casual wear or as a thoughtful gift
Care instructions
- Do not dry-clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean